Well.

I said that I'd update this thing at midnight and I didn't.

I promised myself that I'd finish it tonight. It probably won't happen. (I'm going to see Mozart's Magic Flute in its entirety. Fucking stoked.)

I have a good chunk of it written out, but the problem I am facing is whether or not I want to draw pictures for the update. I don't want to use pictures because it's symbolic of the point I'm trying to make in it. But goddamnit, there are sooooo many good picture ideas I have.

So. I decided to draw pictures. This will take me longer than planned.

Yes. This is your fail of an update. 

But! I will give you a preview of it. Here is a quote of one of the funnier lines from the post currently being written:

"The squatty, plum of a human waddled her way to the front of the classroom and spoke to us in a voice that would make Mother Goose purr."

Enjoy that.

To keep you more entertained, I will post a picture below. This picture seriously had me laughing for about 5 minutes; I was crying.

(Do we have the same sense of humor?) 

Thanks for your continued patience. I just want to make sure that I have a quality product for all seven of our followers. Let me know if I should list more rationalizations.

I love you.

- ab